Look Tumblies, I’m runnin’ outta steam. I can’t keep doin’ these babies day after day. So I decided to only draw the comics on the weekdays, not on the weekend. You’ll have to wait for the Eternal Tortoise on the Monday morn. As you sippy the coffee. Do not doubt his return, he is indeed an eternal immortal tortoise. Who chooses to reflect the exquisite nature of the universe like a giant scaley mirror.
"Hi. I’m here to apply for the school janitor position."
Whoooooooo. Yeah. I’m surprised we got that many entries, these were pretty difficult to caption. All of the other entries are below. Ghost Bones Art will get a fancy smallcomic t-shirt of anything he wants as well as a drawing. 365daysofdrawing will get an exquisite drawing of whatever subject.
Everyone else who entered will recieve a doodle through message.
"Stop doing that please, someone can see you and we have a bad reputation with the public opinion already because of this sonofabitch Taxil. They now think you’re a freaking demon, go figure! Better keep a low profile from now on. Goddamn oxxy-dentals always twisting everything. How many times I’ll have to repeat: my name is fucking Wesir.
-Yeah, I learned all that in the Internet, this sucks-“
"Yes ma’am, we currently have issues with the recent fires of the latest century, I’m afraid we cannot help you at the moment. What’s that? How did I assume you were a lady? Well it’s not that amazing really, I just let you walk two or three miles to calculate your pacing and I’m now walking right behind you."
”If you don’t come back to me, I’ll chop my fucking foot off with this axe! I swear to God I’ll do it. You’ll be sorry when I only have one foot and I have to hop everywhere, you’ll see.” Emotional blackmail is one hell of a drug.
Time is almost running out smallies! We have seven entries so far, so send us a caption for one of these drawings and there is a very good chance you will win a SmallComic T-Shirt! Remember, all entries get cute little drawings from your SC bros.